By Lakesha Brown: Entertain Me, Relations + Love | February 13, 2012, 10:27 am

Valentine Hearts for Dysfunctional Couples

Well, now that Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, some people have gotten their (obligatory) gifts for their significant other. Don’t be surprised when you open your box of candy and you find these dysfunctional hearts inside!

Somebody is trying to tell you something – possibly, maybe…??? LOL

valentine hearts dysfunctional couples

Other Dysfunctional Sayings

Here are some other dysfunctional sayings contributed by some of my peeps:

Ooh, Watch My Lipstick
Suckaaaaa
It Wasn’t THAT Bad
I’m Not Ready
Too Soon
Wait, My Hair
Your Money’s On The Dresser

Your turn…

What other dysfunctional sayings can you come up with?

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Author: Lakesha Brown Who am I? I'm Kesha and I believe we should Be the Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios and that life is more interesting when you dare to be different! I'm also the Principal Web Designer at XD Web Solutions, a writer, an online marketer, speaker, board game player, a student of the Universe, and all around cool chick. Oh, did I mention I can be bribed with Oreos. ;-) Connect with me on Twitter, Facebook or Google + and say hi. Don't be shy! Also, sign up via the RSS Feed to keep up with the latest posts on the blog.

13 Comments

MELISASource February 13, 2012 8:12 pm

Wow–this is really funny!! Here’s some others:

“Stay out of my car”

“Need some ‘Me’ time”

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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:20 pm
  
  Glad you got a good laugh deary and thanks for adding some more good ones
  
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Sonia February 13, 2012 8:26 pm

Here is mine: 2 minutes? That’s it? Fail!
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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:22 pm
  
  LOL Yes, FAIL!! Good one!
  
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Jenna February 14, 2012 1:56 pm

I’m Married.

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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:23 pm
  
  LOL Can you imagine what the other person’s face would look like when they get that one?!! Good one Jenna!
  
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Shawn February 14, 2012 4:01 pm

Here are a few:

You look different in the light…

I don’t wanna do that again…

Does it get bigger if you water it…

It’s okay; I hear this happens now and again…

just give me 10 more minutes…

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tportman February 14, 2012 4:57 pm

here’s my evilness:

umm scope
John, right?
what’s that smell

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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:24 pm
  
  LOL Not the scope! Yes, I’m still cracking up at these. Thanks for adding some good funny ones
  
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Miles Monroe February 15, 2012 3:59 pm

1. I fart
2. Table for one
3. Emotionally Bankrupt
4. 2 much baggage
5. Meh
6. I want 2 B Alone
7. U Smother Me
8. I’m Gay
9. Go Away
10. Frigid
11. Lorena Bobbitt
12. Cheater
13. Bleeding Gums
14. You’ll do
15. See Ya
16. Nausea
17. Vertigo
18. I fuck U watch
19. Not sure
20. Got My Period
21. Save Ur Time
22. Unprotected Sex
23. Bukkake
24. Sex and Leave
25. Hoe Bag
26. Cleveland Steamer
27. The Shocker
28. Octomom Complex
29. Warning: Went Black B4U

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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:25 pm
  
  Miles, wow, how’d you come up with these?! Hilarious! Thanks so much for adding!
  
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Stephanie February 16, 2012 12:03 am

A guy asks me out, and while we’re out eating, he says, “You’re really not that cute. You just have a dominating physical presence. ” Did I mention he looked like a weasel? first AND last date.

Another one: You are geographically undesirable.

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- Kesha February 17, 2012 8:27 pm
  
  Girl, really? I hope you left that dude sitting right where he was looking stupid!
  
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