Okay, it’s fine time I speak up about this. I’ve seen this over and over again and even check myself from time to time to make sure I’m compliant.
What am I talking about? Have you seen women’s breasts spilling out of the top (or side) of their bras??? Yes, it is lovingly called: Quad Boobs.
Per my favorite dictionary, Urban Dictionary, the quad boob is defined as follows:
“Quad-boob occurs when a woman’s bra is snug enough that part of the breasts squeeze up above the fabric of the cups, creating an upwelling of boobs visible even with a shirt on top. To the unlearned boob admirer it may give the impression of four boobies.”
Not a good look ladies!
How to Solve the Quad Boobs Problem
Fortunately, Linda the Bra Lady, has outlined how to fix this. Read her article for more detail but in general, here’s what you do:
- If It Doesn’t Fit…You Must Acquit! In other words, let that bra go free – right into the trash!
- Know Your Real Cup Size – Yes, that means going to a Bra Shop for help. Let someone else measure you because evidently you haven’t done a great job, now have you?
- Still Seeing Quadruples? If all else fails and you’re still seeing four boobs, there may be no hope for you except to join the Quad Boob Society. No, seriously. Take a look at these resources to help you further: